She starts twittering on about the big VS sale and me getting "fitted".
Apparently you have to have this done by a woman??
WTF? you have to go gay to buy a bra these days?
If anyone is venturing even remotely close to my "girls" HE is going to be hot.
No way is some chick checking them out and I don't care how cute she is!
Then she starts on about "bra types" ...who knew?
Two cups, some serious under wire ( construction strength) and I'm good to go.
I am titillatingly gorgeous in my Ross Rejects.
Demi-bra? What you only get one cup? Let the other one swing ( and I'm talking National Geographic African Tribeswoman here)
THEN I'm going on about built in bra T-shirts and the problems they pose...for me.
The Child Iseult quips " Mommy you have a UNI-BOOB"
Uni-boob?
Am I a medical miracle?, a freak of nature?
Uni-boob, the latest fashion statement?
YES people I am the Uni-boob pioneer.
Lets just see the reaction in VS when I inform them of my unusual ehmm "condition"
None of the staff in Ross would bat an eyelid!
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