Sex bombs accuracy is around 95% alcohol levels taken into consideration.
More Whisky less chance of a hit.
Scoot grazepees (my new word for this week)
He randomly blasts one bathroom, then when he needs to go again he wanders off to find another "clean" one.
Having done "clean up" on all three isles last night (three bathrooms are two too many)I had a thought.
I had a few thoughts actually, none of them endearing.
But the "one thought" was an invention.
I may build a prototype and take it on DRAGONS DEN
I'll give you a sneaky peaky.
( Now that's funny! Peekie = Penis where I come from)
Here is the basic idea.
An aperture akin to a microphone stand.
Height variable, tilt/direction variable.
Top of stand a soft sling type thing akin to a farriers stand.
The left hand side gizmo is what I'm talking about.
Attached to the end,,a funnel wide side facing the peekie.
So the male, any age, height, size can adjust the stand appropriately, rest their "peekie" on it and do their business through the funnel.
I'm thinking even a lightweight portable model might be worth investigating.
Ever the Entrepreneur...
Happy Saturday!
Wow the day on Lacochrans couch really worked!
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You just need to get one of those hang on the wall thingys for every bathroom. You are outnumber after all.
And just remember, if the seats up, you know he put it up. If it's down, you can't be sure it was up at the time.
You still have to clean the funnel.
Fiona, you have a bizarre and twisted mind. I think I'm in love.
Perhaps you can talk to the uroclub people (http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/06/06/uroclub-makes-peeing.html) and get them working on a prototype for you!
Mike - your such a "Guy" :-)
Gilahi - point taken, maybe an automatic antibacterial swish around thingy? Wow I'm on a roll here!
Bilbo - Love right back at ya!
LA - Such support! You are now on commission, 5% of all sales.
outnumber(D) You are outnumbered.
I hate it when I have to wait to see my topys.
Mike - I find it quite endearing that you make wee mistakes *** ( those are wee kisses!)
I found these for you
http://www.sporks.com/Product.aspx?pid=137&catid=10
but I like LA's better.
Abbot - That's the trailer trash version!
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