It's far to complex for my simple needs.
It is very needy and goes out of it's way to try and get one over on me every day.
The blue tooth is no better. Sometimes it talks to me, most often not.
Which leaves me, driving along with a stupid friggin pink thing sticking out of my lug and my phone ringing in my purse!
I'm thinking this might be a more sensible alternative!
I told the sex bomb that the new phone and I are not in a good place.
I explained that it takes me ages to make a call.
SB- WTF?
Me - Well the buttons are different from my old phone.
SB - Buttons?
Me - Yes I don't have a wee green phone up and a wee red phone down.
SB - OOOOkkkkkaaaayyy
Me - ?
SB - show me how you make a call
Five minutes later...
SB- you really go through all of those menus?
Me- Well Duh!
SB - Hmmm, so, what do you think the red and green buttons on this phone are for?
Me- dunno
SB- Hmmm did it occur to you that they might do the same thing?
Me- Nope
SB- Hmmm because?
Me- They don't have a picture on them, how the hell would I know what they do?
SB- Hmmmmmmmmm
Meanwhile the kids are cracking up.
Me- What is wrong with this family?
SB- It's ok darlin, we need to practice call techniques a bit more, your phone doesn't hate you.
Me- Whatever you think...
5 comments:
Give it a chance... it is pink after all!
SexBomb should give you a tutorial.
That sounds dirty.
Whatever. I'm leaving it.
Making assumptions that the buttons do the same thing can be a dangerous thing. Especially when computer programmers are involved.
Lilu - Pink SUCKS!
Lacochran - I'm all for dirty...it's persuading SB that's the problem!
Mike -My sentiments exactly...luv ya
"Let's get together and talk about the modern age". Rilo Kiley
"Blow up your T.V. throw away your paper
Go to the country, build you a home
Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches
Try an find Jesus on your own", John Prine
..and blow up yer cell phone too, my cell phone is great for a music player & a camera, if I wanna answer it I hafta leave the basement to get a signal..not the service, it's just a crappy phone..which is OK cuz about the only call I get is from my provider wantin' me to send the check..Good Luck with that massive hole in yer ear!
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