Sealed with a Kiss by Peter Udell and Gary Geld

It's the little (annoying) things in life, that make me want to give people
a Glasgow Kiss.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow kiss
You crack a joke, people laugh, the tightass Californian says, "your too funny".
With a straight poker face!
Give that gal/guy a Glasgow Kiss.

The tightass Californian holds open a door for you.
You say " thank you"
They say " Uhuh"
Give that gal/guy a Glasgow Kiss.

You talk in your "poshest" accent and are met by a tightass Californians blank stare.
Give that gal/guy a Glasgow Kiss.

I could be Glasgow Kissing half of the State...daily.
I don't though, my head's too soft.