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The girls have Halloween parades at school and are were getting ready.
WT is a Devil/Angel with the half and half thing going on.
I get my hairdressing hands on her and straighten the side that is the Devil then curl the side of the Angel.
She pops on her Halo/Horns and runs downstairs to show "Daddy" how cute/scary she is.
WT- Daddy ,daddy look at me!
Eejit - I think you better get mom to fix your hair it's all discombobulated this morning.
WT lets out a wail that would shame a Banshee. Inconsolable.
Nice one Dad!
The Child Iseult is of an age where she doesn't know what the hell she wants but decides last night to dress up as a "Metro" fan. Her Idea is to wear the shirt, buttons and jewelry then slap duct tape with Metro Fan written on it, all over her jeans. What the hell do I know? She's delighted with her idea so that's good yes?.
I help her with the jewels and she runs downstairs to ask "daddy" for Duct tape.
TCI - Daddy can I have some Duct tape
Eejit - What do you need Duct tape for?
TCI - I'm dressing up as a Metro fan
Eejit - And what does Duct tape have to do with it? I don't get it.
TCI - (lungs exploding) YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING!
Running upstairs stripping off jewels, shirt and buttons.
Tears in the bathroom, "I hate him!" She's yelling it and I'm thinking ditto kiddo.
Honestly the dog has more sense!
It's taken me a month to convince Scoot that he really does NOT want to be "Dorothy" for Halloween. Why not be the Scarecrow, The Lion or the Tin Man?
His latest catchphrase is "I don't want to". Which is kinda cute and I'm sure his teachers spent many painstaking hours making sure he understood when to use it appropriately but when he starts "stimming" it , whew...
Me - Would you like to be the Scarecrow?
Scoot - I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to etc etc etc this could go on for up to 15 mins.
Anyhoo that was just setting the scene. I'd convinced him to be the Scarecrow.
So I'm upstairs trying to console a Devil/Angel and an erstwhile Metro fan when I hear this!
Eejit- What are you going to dress up as for Halloween Scoot?
Scoot - Dorothy
Eejit - Oh ok.
WTF
Back to the drawing board on that one.
I only have 24hrs to work my magic, wish me luck!
I've concocted a spell for the sex bomb too...
1 comment:
"Eejit - And what does Duct tape have to do with it? I don't get it."
It's guy thing. We actually don't get it.
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